oh my

It's been a while since I've posted, so to get things started again here are some tidbits of information I saw in "the Skinny" of the Wisconsin State Journal.

BAE, a Brittish weapons manufacturer, has begun planning a new range of "environmentally friendly" weapons, including lead-free bullets because lead "can harm the environment and pose a threat to people." The company also aims to make "quieter" warheads to cut noise pollution and "eco-friendly" rockets.

Brittish Department of Education announces plan to teach Shakespeare in text messaging so children can better to it.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.